Backing into parking spaces-slash-electing cretins

You may think ol' Pinkwater is grasping at straws, mocking the backing-into-parking-space thing, but these maroons think they're saving themselves some trouble, or being sporty or, or ...

I don't know. Don't care.

Just watch who's doing it. It's a good measure of class. Heck, they might even have one of those "in memory of" memorial tributes on their rear windshield, which is another post entirely. What's the tribute, people? A sign on a piece of shit SUV? Mmkay ...

Ol' Pinkwater hates the very rich and wants to like the very poor if they were more like the poor you see in movies and not the poor you see at Wal-Mart or Albertson's on a Saturday afternoon.

I think these space-backer-inners are trying to prove what good drivers they are. Uh-huh. You can go backward AND stay in the lines. Oh, let's just cue the applause for you! Your boy Dale Earnhardt woulda been proud.

Sorry. I'm conducting some class warfare because these are the same idjits that are going to try to elect Palin and the same retards that have been fucking up the country for 8 years. Deficit? War? Yay!

Go ahead and vote for Palin. BTW, who's that cadaverous fellow next to her? Why that's John McCain, war hero! Whoop-de-fuckin'-do.

By the way, the rich hate you and are just using you and your knee-jerk patriotism and hatred of abortion to elect people who will turn their back on you so fast it'd make your head spin like your steering wheel as you're pulling out of a spot you've backed into.